thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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