the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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