I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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