ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I touched a dick in church today
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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