Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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You dont lie about slip and slides
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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