i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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