Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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