went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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