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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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