what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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