I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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