We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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