i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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