They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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