Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Randomize
