Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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