Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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