Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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