After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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