im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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