She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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