Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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