I smell stomach acid.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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