Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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