You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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