My nipple is on Facebook.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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