his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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