Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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