make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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