We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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