Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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