So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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