Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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