ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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