just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
