you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
