He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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