Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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