I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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