i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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