i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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