Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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