This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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