i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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