I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
