google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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