So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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