Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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