Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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