Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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