Already got asked if we're dating
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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