I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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