Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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