on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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